Superman the Metrosexual

June 7, 2006

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I don’t know about you, but I am about tired of seeing Super Heroes that are supposed to look like they are able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, look like they couldn’t bend the clippers that they groom themselves with.

Of course Hollywood wouldn’t want Superman to look like Stallone or Arnold.

Instead they go after the metrosexual type. You almost wonder if he is gay. I mean come on. There is being lean, and then there are studs. This guy is lean. Being lean does not mean you are muscular.

Christopher Reeves was a dissapointment for sure, but at least he didn’t look like he “played for the other team”.

This is from the old comic book:
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And this is the new Superman…kinda creepy:
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Heck let the ROCK play superman. This guy looks like Super Boy not Super Man.

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