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Be careful with Interstate restrooms:

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall
saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a
rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat
embarrassedly, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say, "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question. "Can I come over to your place after while? "

Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and
end the conversation. I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is
a bad day for me!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions! Bye!"

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