Are you democrat or republican?

 

 

You're walking down deserted street with your spouse and two small children when suddenly a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises his knife and charges directly toward you.  You're carrying a Smith & Wesson and you are an expert shot.  You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.  What do you do?

 

The Democrat's answer"

 

Well that's not enough information tro answer the question!  Does the man look poor or oppressed?  Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack ?  Could we run away?  What does my wife think?  What about the kids?  Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?  What does the law say about this situation?  Does the gun have the appropriate safety built into it?  Why am I carrying a loaded gun:  What kind of message does this send to society and my children?  Is it possible that he'd be happy with just killing me or would he be just as content to wound me?  If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?  This is all so confusing!  I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a definite conclusion.

 

A Republican's answer:

 

BANG!

 

A Texan's answer;

 

BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG! CLICK...CLICK...CLICK